Happy Next Year!
To be continued ...........
WARNING! This Blog Contains; Personal Opinion, Parody, Humour, Satire, Sarcasm, Criticism, Incredulity, Contempt, Indignation and/or Expletives. It also Contains a Huge Number of Rather Surprising Facts About the Oddly Dysfunctional Nature of Harper Land.
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|He Still Believes This!|
|Disdain For Duffy is Nothing New|
"Twas the week before Christmas and all over the HillThe humbuggish Tories were imposing their will.The stockings in Muskoka were stuffed to the brimBut life for First Nations remained woefully grim.
And at the North Pole, Santa's problems aboundThere was much work to do but no workers around.How can we do Christmas with no reindeer or elves?The sleigh is a wreck, there's no toys on the shelves.
Costs have just spiraled, the elves threaten strikeThey won't work this Christmas without a pay hike.Tory payroll taxes have taken their tollNow unemployed elves populate the North Pole.
Federal money for deer feed and vetsHas just been reprofiled for big jails and jets.Heartbroken children would spring from their bedsFor the first Christmas ever shut down by the feds.
No presents for Christmas, Tories felt the frustrationSo they saddled the elves with back-to-work legislation.No reindeer or sleigh to fly our roof-topper?No problem; just send in a Cormorant chopper.The moral I share: Tories lack rhyme or reasonNonetheless, all the best for a great Christmas season!"
|The Fun Began During the Throne Speech|
If you don't already know that,
You've got a Lot of Catching Up to do